TO IMPRESS

THE KIDS (AND NEIGHBOURS) THIS

HALLOWEEN

10.
EVIL GRIN

THE CLASSIC AND
ALWAYS A GOOD STRARTING POINT

9. CLOWN

AFTER ALL, WHAT'S MORE SCARY
THAN A CLOWN?

FUN FACTS!

Mark Baggs broke the UK record for the heaviest pumpkin in 2013, with a 689kg monster. That’s about the weight of ten 6 foot tall men, but still a long way short of the 824kg world record!

8. SCREAM FACE OTHER THAN MAYBE
A GHOSTLY FACE?

7. SPIDER

HUMAN KIND’S
3RD BIGGEST FEAR

6. SKULL

THE UNIVERSAL SYMBOL OF DEATH

5. BAT

BATS ARE 98% EVIL
(BATMAN AND BATFINK ASIDE!)

5 TOP PUMPKIN CARVING TIPS:

Using a mullet-shaped hole in the top and back makes the design much easier!
Trace the design with a drawing pin or cocktail stick - or use an easy-wipe marker.
Electric drills are brilliant for fine details, along with jab saws and steak knives!
To stop candles blowing out, use battery powered ones- or glow sticks!
Small pumpkins insider bigger ones look seriously spooky and skull-like!

4. ZOMBIE

THE LIVING DEAD. (SHUDDER)

3. DRACULA

GARLIC: GOOD FOR
YOUR HEART
AND WARDING OFF
NIGHT BITES

2. SPOOKY HANDS

CLASSY, UNDERSTATED CREEPINESS

AND THE WINNER? DEATH HIMSELF OF COURSE!

What was the witch’s favourite subject in school?
spelling.
What do you call a ghost with a broken legs?
A hoblin goblin
All my life my parents said: “Never take candy from strangers.”
And then they dressed me up and said: “Go beg for it.”
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
What does a vampire fear the most?
Tooth decay.
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.